Get ready for some “hill areas” hiking quotes funny enough to make you giggle.
Are you ready to hit the trails and add some humor to your hiking adventures?
Whether you’re looking for the perfect Instagram captions for your pictures at the top of the mountain or looking to add to your arsenal of dad jokes, we’ve got you covered.
So lace up your boots, pack your sense of humor, and get ready to explore this collection of hiking quotes funny enough to make you giggle. 🙂
Funny Hiking Quotes, Jokes, & Puns
1.I don’t get it. The trail looked so flat on the map.
2. An adventure a day keeps the doctor away.
3. I’ve got this hiking thing down path.
3. Think outside. No box required.
4. She told me to take a hike. So I did.
5. Climbing mountains? That’s a steep goal.
6. That hike really peaked my interest.
7. That feeling when you see your car in the parking lot after a long hike.
8. I’m not lost. I’m exploring.
9. Hiking is cheaper than therapy.
10. Climbing that mountain looked hard at first, but I got over it.
11. It’s such a cliffhanger waiting for my next hike.
12. I got 99 problems but hiking ain’t one.
13. It feels good to be lost in the right direction.
14. That hike really took my breath away.
15. Just kicking it in the woods with my birches.
16. I need an altitude adjustment.
17. Wood you like to go for a hike with me?
18. Mountains aren’t just funny. They are hill areas.
19. I have officially peaked.
20. Hiking is a hill of a lot of fun.
21. Woke up feeling pine.
22. Hiking is all the range.
23. My favorite type of music is rock.
24. Watch your step. Don’t take these rocks for granite.
25. The leaves are just tree-mendous this time of year.
26. To summit all up, we had a great time hiking.
27. Hikers are great people. We always take the high road.
28. Hiking is the answer. I can’t remember what the question was.
29. I haven’t been everywhere but it’s on my list.
30. Gotta keep hiking, come hill or high water.
31. Oh ya know, just another half mile or so.
32. It’s all fun and games until you hear a twig snap behind you.
33. Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory.
34. Always hike with someone you can outrun.
35. Over the river and through the woods, away from people I go.
36. My therapist’s name is Mother Nature.
37. Netflix and chill? More like hiking boots and hills.
38. Gettin’ blisters with my sisters.
39. The difference between a hill and hell is just a fine line.
40. If there is one thing I’ve learned from hiking, it’s that the early bird gets a face full of spider webs.
41. I’ll take an adventure served on the rocks.
42. What do you call a perfect day of hiking? A peak experience.
43. Did you hear the joke about the mountain? I can’t get over it.
44. Started from the bottom now we’re here.
45. Hiking really clears my mind. I lost my terrain of thought.
46. That hike rocked!
47. Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
48. That hike sure had its ups and downs.
49. This view was the high point of my day.
50. Hiking is just walking on uneven surfaces where large animals can attack you.
51. What do you call a married couple walking through the woods? Hitched hikers
52. Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot).
53. Going to try to moun-tain a good pace throughout this hike.
54. This is about as helpful as a blister on a hike.
55. Hiking isn’t for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty.
56. I realized I was addicted to hiking when I started taking selfies with rocks.
57. I’ve got a bad case of wanderlust.
58. Hiking side effects include sweating, euphoria, and general awesomeness.
59. Why is it bad to be over the hill? When I go hiking and I get over the hill, it means I’m past the hard part and there’s a snack in my future. – Ellen Degeneres
Best Hiking Quotes to Inspire Adventure
60. Wonder often, wander always.
61. Take only memories, leave only footprints.
62. Hike more, worry less.
63. Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.
64. The best view comes after the hardest climb.
65. You must go on adventures to find out where you truly belong.
66. When life gives you mountains, lace those boots up and start hiking.
67. A journey of 1,000 miles begins with one single step. – Lao Tzu
68. Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way! – Dr. Seuss
69. I took the road less traveled and that has made all the difference. – Robert Frost
70. I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. – Henry David Thoreau
71. If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere. – Frank A. Clark
72. Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt. – John Muir
73. Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
74. Look deep into nature and then you will understand everything better. – Albert Einstein
75. Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. – Jack Kerouac
Remember when you’re at the bottom of the climb, the best way to make it through the uphill struggle is to pull out the perfect hiking joke at the right place and at the right time! 😉
Whether you were looking for great jokes to share with your hiking best friend or for funny hiking captions for social media, I hope these inspirational and funny quotes get you excited to get some fresh air, have new experiences, and make it to that next mountain top!
~ Good things come to those who hike ~
